Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

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“True friendship is not just about sharing good times, but also ensuring that the bad decisions are made together! 🤪👯‍♂️ #PartnersInCrime #FriendshipGoals”

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