We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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“Ah, the classic carpet-cleaning curse! It’s like the dog has a sixth sense for freshly cleaned carpets… Just waiting for that inevitable technicolor yawn now! #PetOwnerProblems”

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