We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up. Funny Quotes October 17, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWe got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence. Don’t throw hate at me, throw money! I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome. And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.
