We got our carpet cleaned today, so Iā€™m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

We got our carpet cleaned today, so Iā€™m just waiting for the dog to throw up.
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"Ah, the classic carpet-cleaning curse! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø It's like the dog has a sixth sense for freshly cleaned carpets… šŸ¶ Just waiting for that inevitable technicolor yawn now! šŸ¤¢ #PetOwnerProblems"

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