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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic carpet-cleaning curse! 🤦‍♂️ It's like the dog has a sixth sense for freshly cleaned carpets… 🐶 Just waiting for that inevitable technicolor yawn now! 🤢 #PetOwnerProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged carpet, cleaned, cleaning, dog, humor, just, pet, throw, throw up, today, waiting on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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