We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWe got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence. Don’t throw hate at me, throw money! I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome. And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.
