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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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When a Disney princess takes an MBA: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest of them all?" 🍎💰👑

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apple, cheer, Disney, fairy, fairy tale, greed, greedy, humor, need, parody, poison, poison apple, princess, profiteer, satire, tale on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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