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Funny poison quotes

Funny poison quotes 🧪💀 add a spicy twist to dark humor, mixing danger with a dash of wit! Whether you love clever wordplay or ironic jabs, these quotes serve up laughs with a toxic twist 😈✨. Perfect for sharing when you want to be cheeky, mysterious, or just a little bit wickedly funny! Get ready to bite into some seriously sharp humor that’s anything but deadly dull 🐍🤣.

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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