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Funny poison quotes

Funny poison quotes 🧪💀 add a spicy twist to dark humor, mixing danger with a dash of wit! Whether you love clever wordplay or ironic jabs, these quotes serve up laughs with a toxic twist 😈✨. Perfect for sharing when you want to be cheeky, mysterious, or just a little bit wickedly funny! Get ready to bite into some seriously sharp humor that’s anything but deadly dull 🐍🤣.

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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