Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.
- After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.
- I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.
- People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.
- So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”