12 funny true crime quotes - Wordgag

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

May 19, 2026

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Mar 30, 2026

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Mar 29, 2026

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Mar 29, 2026

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Mar 27, 2026

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Mar 26, 2026

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Mar 26, 2026

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Mar 26, 2026

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Mar 26, 2026

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Mar 25, 2026

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Mar 25, 2026

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Mar 25, 2026