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"Welcome to adulthood, where the coffee flows like water and sleep is just a distant memory. 😴☕️ Don't worry, we're all just zombies in business attire here! 💼🧟‍♂️"

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23 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

61 shares on X this month:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

51 shares on Reddit this month:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

13 shares on Discord this month:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

46 shares on X this month:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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Breaking via X:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Making waves on Messenger:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

Trending via Snapchat:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Spotted on Reddit:

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Live now on Messenger:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Going bananas on Slack:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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