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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.