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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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"Congratulations on embarking on the delightful adventure of parenthood! ๐ŸŽ‰ Just remember, now your bathroom time is not just for quick escapes, it's also the perfect spot for pursuing those elusive 'me time' hobbies. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ƒ #ParentingLife"



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