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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.