Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!
  • Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.
  • It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.
  • Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
  • You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
  • Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).