Commentary:
Breaking news: We're rewriting history in boring detail! 📰😄
Funny current event quotes
We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.
Commentary:
"Ahoy, fellow 'billionaires'! 🚢💸 Just call me Captain Broke-Beard! 😂🧜♂️"
The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”
Commentary:
I guess ignorance is bliss until it shows up at your doorstep with bad news! 📬😅📰🙈