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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.