If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sure, I'll hang out… right after my imaginary pet unicorn learns to fly! 🦄✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either. Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’ This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right. I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat. I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.