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Saving the world one unread message at a time! π¦ΈββοΈπ΅β¨
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- You donβt need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, Iβll get the message.
- βYouβre in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. Weβre not the same.β
- If you ever need me, Iβm always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.
- When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you wonβt know how annoying I am until itβs too late.
- Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.
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