When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Saving the world one unread message at a time! 🦸♂️📵✨ Related funny posts 🤝 You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message. “You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.” If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away. When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late. Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.