What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave? Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life hands you sweaty kids, pour yourself a glass and call it ‘Parenting Pinot’ 🍷😅 Related funny posts 🤝 Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet. Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.