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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.