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Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 2, 2026

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Making waves on Twitch:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Spotted on X:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Going viral on Discord:

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Seen just now on Discord:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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Start with the basics: mastering the art of smiling without pulling a face muscle! 😄🎨

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45 shares on Messenger this month:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Trending via Slack:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Going viral on Facebook:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Making waves on TikTok:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Breaking via Discord:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Breaking via Telegram:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Making waves on Messenger:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Breaking via Twitch:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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