Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child. Posted onMay 30, 2026
I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough. Posted onMay 30, 2026
There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations. Posted onMay 30, 2026
My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home. Posted onMay 28, 2026
I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry. Posted onMay 19, 2026