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When I saw the price of takeout, I suddenly remembered that dusty can of beans has a Michelin star 🌟🍽️🍛
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One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses, so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert,” until he got rid of them.
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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.
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Taking this challenge one swear word at a time! 🚫💢🙊
Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.
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That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸♀️👶
Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.
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Sounds like it's time for a closet ceasefire and a clothes counseling session! 😆👗🚪
I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.
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I reject cookies as a diet plan, but my browser might be losing weight instead! 🍪❌😂
There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.
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Wow, can't wait to see your award-winning performance in "GIFs: The Musical!" 🤣🎭✨
My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.
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Sounds like you've been promoted to the honorary position of the "starter boyfriend." 😂👫👉⬆️
I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.
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Rolling with style from the basement to the bottom floor! 😂📉⬇️
The world started without permission again.
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When you're just not ready for the universe to hit the snooze button 😂🌍☕