What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here? Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to bribe my brain with ice cream and cat videos 😹🍦📺 Related funny posts 🤝 Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein. The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.