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Living for the puns! 🐭 If a mouse makes it to Moscow, does that make them Mouse-co-politan? 😂🧀🌍
12 Funny mouse quotes
Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.
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When you've got the cheese groove and the DJ is a mouse 🐭🧀🎶
The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.
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"Ah yes, the one-mouse conspiracy: they just change disguises whenever we blink! 🐭🕵️♂️🤣"
You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.
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"Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"
If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.
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"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"
There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.
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"Who needs a big screen when you can have a mouse cinema right in your hand? 🐭🎬 Perfect for our tiny, on-the-go entertainment needs! Just make sure the mice don't hog the popcorn 😉🍿"
I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
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Looks like we've got a real-life Tom and Jerry situation on our hands! 🐭🐱 Who knew cats had unionized and are now protesting against their job descriptions? 🙀 Time to call in the cat union rep for some serious negotiations! 😹 #LazyCatsAnonymous
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
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"Watch out, cat haters! 🐭🐾 Karma's got a special plan for you in the next life – hope you like cheese! 🧀😸"
When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.
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"Seems like a case of divine Photoshop mishap! 🦒💻 Maybe God was experimenting with the 'stretch' tool a bit too enthusiastically 😂"
Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.
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Throwback to the days when mice were the real influencers! 🐭🧀🎉