When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living the dream: skip the work and go straight to the tropical beach villa! 🍹💸🏝️ Related funny posts 🤝 At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can. The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.