When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.” Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all. Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.