Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.
  • That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.
  • I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.
  • There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
  • Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”
  • A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?