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“Ah, the classic case of vague aspirations coming back to haunt us! 😂 It’s all fun and games until you realize you’re not even sure who you wanted to be in the first place! 🤔 Next time, let’s remember to aim for something a bit more specific, shall we? 🎯”
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
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