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Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

No amount of daylight can save us.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Jan 5, 2026

3,509

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Just shared via TikTok:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

Trending via Pinterest:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Broadcasted on X:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Live now on TikTok:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Just landed via YouTube:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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"Sending nudes to the cloud – aiming for heavenly approval! 🌥️😇 #GodsReview"

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Trending Funny Quotes 👇

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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2 months ago

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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2 months ago

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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5 months ago

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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2 months ago

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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2 months ago

behavior, cashier, day, everyone, except, good, humor, morning, people, social, social behavior, talk
Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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2 months ago

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26 shares on YouTube this month:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

49 shares on Slack this month:

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

96 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

62 shares on Threads this month:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

91 shares on Discord this month:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

83 shares on Discord this month:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

36 shares on Slack this month:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite color is money.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,307

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Just landed via Instagram:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Making waves on Slack:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Just shared via Instagram:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Making waves on Telegram:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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