12 funny digital age quotes - Wordgag

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

May 29, 2026

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

May 29, 2026

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

May 28, 2026

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

May 27, 2026

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

May 27, 2026

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

May 26, 2026

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

May 25, 2026

Social media may have been a mistake.

May 25, 2026

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

May 24, 2026

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

May 23, 2026

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

May 19, 2026

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

May 19, 2026