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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Sounds like my soulmate is in the Witness Protection Program of love! 😆🕵️‍♀️❤️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bet, dating, everything, feelings, fine, humor, i, pretending, relationship, sarcasm, somewhere, soulmate on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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