Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a case of "fork-getting" table manners 😂🍚🍴 Related funny posts 🤝 If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur? I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down. I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake. I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.