When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before. Posted on14 hours ago14 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD. I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!” This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it. *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.