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100 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

16 shares on Instagram this month:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

57 shares on Slack this month:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Just shared via Messenger:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Making waves on Facebook:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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