When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Commentary:
Well, isn’t that just the perfect mix of humor and existential dread? 😅🕰️ Just remember, time flies when you’re having pun! Let’s hope laughter is the best medicine for immortality! ✨

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