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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.