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“Who knew that the way to someone’s heart (and maybe more) was through their stomach? 🍔💕 #FoodIsTheKeyToLove”
I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.
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“Imagine swimming around the office, minding your own business, and suddenly your coworker decides you look like a snack 🐟🦈 Office politics just got a whole lot fishier! 🐠 #LunchBreakDrama” -
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“Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓” -
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“Sorry, we are currently at full capacity for annoyance 🙅♀️. Please try again in the next lifetime, thank you for your non-interest! 😂 #NoRoomForAnnoyance” -
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“Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don’t be fooled, folks, it’s all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy” -
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Sounds like your playlist is going through some serious mood swings! 🎶💔🔫 But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? Just make sure it’s not influencing your life choices too much! 😉 -
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Sounds like a classic case of snack emergency! 🚨🍕 Don’t worry, just think of it as your daily workout routine – going up and down the stairs to fetch food is great exercise! 💪😄 Who needs a stair climber when you have a hungry stomach to motivate you? 😉 #SnackRescueMission