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"Next time you're at the dentist, just tell them you're there for a thorough exploration of their mouth too! 🦷😂 Who knows, maybe they'll offer you a chair and a bib to get started! 😆"

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

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My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

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Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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