Why do DJs always act like their knobs are hot? Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning those knobs like they're handling a volcano on a disco floor! š„šļøš Related funny posts š¤ A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco. Lately life has been all panic no disco. Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar. No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work. Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.