Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home? Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Imagine training for the Olympics of procrastination ππβ³π Related funny posts π€ By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill. Ruining the Olympics for my fiancΓ©e by, every time they mention Paris, saying, βthatβs where Ratatouille livedβ. My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position. Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason. I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.