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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!