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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.