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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Commentary:
"Seriously, Subway? Asking for a tip when I basically just played sandwich architect with you? 🤔🥪 Maybe I should start charging them for my stellar sandwich-making skills! 💸😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asking, bro, collaboration, food, humor, me, restaurant, sandwich, Subway, tip, together, why on Mar 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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