Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop! Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.” I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.” The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.