Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'supermarket serenade' โ where the soundtrack is always set to the tearful ballad of a child's woes. 
Remember, it's not your wallet singing the bluesโฆ so shop on, unfazed shopper, shop on! 
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Related Funny Quotes 
- Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.
- If youโre curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because theyโll definitely find then break it.
- Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.
- They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for โthe biggest oneโ.
- I donโt know why we traded horses for cars. Your car wonโt stop in front of a river and be like, โno way dumbass, we arenโt going to make that.โ
