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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Du…

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Du…

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'supermarket serenade' – where the soundtrack is always set to the tearful ballad of a child's woes. 🛒🙉 Remember, it's not your wallet singing the blues… so shop on, unfazed shopper, shop on! 💸😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, crying, dude, frustration, humor, i, kid, parenting, paying, shopping, stop, store on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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