Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! ππ₯π #GlowUp" Related funny posts π€ I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time. I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark. Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel. Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first. Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.