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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.