Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants. I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult. What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh. We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.
