Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Investing in a jacket like it's the stock market of love! 💸🧥😂 Related funny posts 🤝 80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?” Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket. I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice. If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well. Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.