Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Being single means more pizza for me and my couch! πποΈ #SingleByChoice #PizzaPal Related funny posts π You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. I dare you to try and be more single than me. Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you. Tested positive for being single af