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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.