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The eternal struggle: wanting to wash your troubles away but realizing you might have to leave the house wearing a bedsheet! 😅👗🧺
24 Funny heartbreak quotes
Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.
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Feeling like a failed test deserves its own breakup playlist! 🎶💔📚
The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.
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When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed
I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.
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Stirring the pot like a Victorian drama queen! 🥀🥣✨
I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.
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When you realize the only good kind of hot chili peppers are the ones you eat, not the band at your wife's secret date night 🌶️🎸😭
Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.
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Recommending emotional turmoil one book club at a time 📚💔😂
I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.
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That's the biology lesson they don't teach in school: the heartbreak muscle! 💔😂
Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.
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🎄💔 When you give them your heart for Christmas, but they re-gift it like socks 😂👣
I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”
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When even your echo puts you in the friend zone 😂🌬️ #ForeverAlone
I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.
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Sounds like you're caught in the plot twist of a rom-com! 🍿🎬💔😅