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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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2 months ago

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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2 months ago

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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2 months ago

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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2 months ago

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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2 months ago

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70 shares on Pinterest this month:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

87 shares on Discord this month:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

89 shares on Facebook this month:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

Trending via TikTok:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Just shared via Pinterest:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Just landed via WeChat:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Just shared via Discord:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Going viral on Slack:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Going bananas on Threads:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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