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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet…

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet…

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"Just one quick peek at the internet… said every person ever, before embarking on an epic journey down the endless rabbit hole of cat videos, memes, and conspiracy theories. 🌐😂 #ProcrastinationGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged delay, distraction, humor, i, internet, just, laziness, need, procrastination, thing, whole, yes on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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