Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.