Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.

Commentary:
“Ah, the ol’ ‘I’m not ignoring the rules, I just didn’t notice you, Officer’ defense 🚓😅 It’s all fun and games until you get caught… and end up with a ticket souven-WHEEEE! 🚗💨”

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