Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.” I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up. Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs. When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off. Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.
