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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Commentary:
"Seems like even your teeth are trying to avoid their fate! 🚫🦷 Maybe your dentist needs a lesson in personal space… 😂 #ToothEscape"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appointment, dentist, humor, ID, officer, order, reminder, restraining, restraining order, sarcasm, system, yes on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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