Commentary:
Looks like my flaws have some serious boundary issues! 🤣🚫💔
Funny restraining quotes
I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.
Commentary:
That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃
Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.
Commentary:
"Remember, the best way to say 'I need my personal space' is with a good ol' Restraining Order! 🚫🔒😂"
Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.
Commentary:
"Looks like even the sex robot wants some space 🤖🚫⛔ Better hit the reset button on that relationship status! 😆 #RobotRomanceGoneWrong"
I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.
Commentary:
"Reality just couldn't take a hint, so now it's been officially ghosted with a restraining order 👻⚖️. Sorry, reality, it's not you, it's me… wanting to live in my own little dreamland 🌟💭. #ByeFelicia"
Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.
Commentary:
"Seems like even your teeth are trying to avoid their fate! 🚫🦷 Maybe your dentist needs a lesson in personal space… 😂 #ToothEscape"
If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.
Commentary:
🐶 "When your dog catches you being a sleep paparazzi, it's time to lawyer up! 😂 Who knew that sleepy faces could be so incriminating? Someone's definitely on the naughty list now!"