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Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Making waves on Discord:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Seen just now on Discord:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Making waves on Telegram:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

2 days ago

Witty quote highlighting working-class kids' casual jacket-hanging habits in restaurants.

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Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'jacket over the chair' move – the unofficial badge of honor for all us working-class heroes! 🧥💁‍♂️ Who needs coat hooks when you've got style and practicality all rolled into one, am I right? 😄 #WorkingClassChic"

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Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

33 shares on X this month:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Making waves on TikTok:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Making waves on Threads:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Just landed via WeChat:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Live now on Threads:

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

Just landed via Slack:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Live now on YouTube:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Live now on TikTok:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Just landed via X:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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