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19 Funny hang quotes

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  • Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone maxed out their social battery way too quickly! Remember, it’s all fun and games until you realize you’re still in ‘recovery mode’ from last week’s hangout marathon. Pace yourself, my friend, socializing is a marathon, not a sprint!”

  • I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

    Commentary:
    🎨 “Who knew hanging paintings could be so scandalous? Just when you thought it was going to be a steamy moment, it turns out to be all about home decor! Talk about a plot twist! 🖼️😅”

  • You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘jacket over the chair’ move – the unofficial badge of honor for all us working-class heroes! 🧥💁‍♂️ Who needs coat hooks when you’ve got style and practicality all rolled into one, am I right? 😄 #WorkingClassChic”

  • My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone finally got rid of the curse and is ready to mingle! 🧙‍♀️💫 Who needs a spell book when you’ve got good company, am I right? Let’s hang out and spread some magic together! 🎉✨”

  • Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

    Commentary:
    “Living with a cat is like having a fuzzy little diva as a flatmate 🐱 They’ll grace you with their presence when it suits them, but don’t count on any Netflix marathons together! 😉 #CatRoommateWoes”

  • Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine the power move of casually dropping ‘My battery is at 5%’ at the start of every call 📱⚡ Nobody would dare keep you on the line for too long! 😂 #PhoneCallGameStrong”

  • Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the grapefruit – the rebellious cousin of the fruit family 🍇! Unapologetically tangy and notoriously confusing with its name game 😆. Whoever thought naming it grapefruit next to grape was just asking for fruity chaos 🍊🍇. Let’s invite them to our next fruit salad shindig for some good laughs and juicy puns! 🥳🍍🍓

  • The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew pet insurance came with a ‘pawsome’ bonus? 🤣🐾 It’s like a ‘poo-dle’ of fun while your dachshund gets pampered at the vet! Talk about a ‘fetching’ deal! 🐩 #PetInsurancePerks”

  • I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

    Commentary:
    “Looks like God got tired of multitasking and thought, why not test two birds with one stone? 🕊️🪶 Bet He didn’t expect us to team up and make a party out of it! 🎉 Let’s show Him what teamwork really looks like! 💪😄”

  • Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like autocorrect is the ultimate wingman trying to spice up your plans! 🤣 Who knew a simple question could lead to a canceled hangout. Always double-check before hitting send, folks! 🔍 #TechFail #AutoIncorrect”

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