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Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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Trending via Messenger:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Live now on Snapchat:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Spotted on Messenger:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Making waves on WeChat:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Spotted on Telegram:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Shared recently on Messenger:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Just shared via Instagram:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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"Confidence is key in storytelling – just sprinkle a dash of imagination and voilà! 🤥💬 Whether you're discussing quantum physics or the secret lives of unicorns, a little charisma goes a long way! 🦄🔬 Just remember, it's all about the delivery… or maybe a smoke screen of plausible deniability! 😄🎤"

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73 shares on Instagram this month:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

76 shares on Threads this month:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

100 shares on X this month:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

71 shares on Slack this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Just shared via Slack:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Spotted on Pinterest:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Trending via Facebook:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Just shared via TikTok:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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