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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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