You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your cat has achieved boss-level status, but you haven't ππ±π Related funny posts π€ I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? How do I even know this guy is my βbossβ? Iβve just been taking his word for it. Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.