The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trading traffic lights for fairy lights sounds like a magical upgrade! 🐿️🧚♂️🍓 Related funny posts 🤝 Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights. I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.” The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.